Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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