yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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