Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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