i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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