i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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