we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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