My nipple is on Facebook.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize