I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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