So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
