It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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