you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
