you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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