i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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