I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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