it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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