We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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