He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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