you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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