I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
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