Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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