i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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