4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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