scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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