yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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