i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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