soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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