we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So many bounce houses so little time
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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