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• (760): View more from California

  I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.

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  haha i love mojitos

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  ya and i hate cabbage

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• (253): View more from Washington

  girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.

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