Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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