new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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