They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
