My liver just broke up with me...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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