kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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