Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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