Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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