You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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