We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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