??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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