he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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