Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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