Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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