Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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