At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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