I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I could make wine with my vomit
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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