i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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