What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I wear drunk well.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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