I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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