I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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