called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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