I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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