oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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