Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
then he tried to convert me to islam
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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