I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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