have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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