How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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