Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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