Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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