Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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