There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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